Sports news memes
Page 6 of the best sports news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real sports stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Nobody expected Ben Duckett to score a century at Lord's — including Ben Duckett.
Antonelli is treating Spa like a souvenir shop — he just keeps collecting wins while Russell is still looking for the entrance.
Nothing says 'big leagues' like crying on national TV and becoming everyone's favorite person.
Essendon's winning percentage just went from 0% to 4.5%. That's a 4,500% increase – celebrate responsibly.
The only thing longer than Deschamps's tenure was the queue of French uncles absolutely certain they'd have won the Euros from their sofa.
Collingwood fans already practicing their 'We lost to a team with Izak Rankine' alibi.
Deschamps finally gave France something to attack: his resignation.
The only thing more predictable than France's early exit was their fans' complete shock at it.
Piastri starting sixth at Spa is the F1 version of a horror villain they thought was dead — just wait for the final lap.
The only thing more delusional than England's Golden Ball odds is their belief that 'it's coming home' isn't a curse.
This final is basically a group project where Spain has a shared Google Doc and Argentina has one guy doing everything in a panic.
Rohit Sharma: the only thing dropping faster than his average is the media's patience.
Tom Trbojevic's body is playing a game of 'how many games can I miss this year?' and it's winning.
The R&A finally found the one word Bryson DeChambeau can't overpower: 'no.'
Dricus du Plessis turned Kamaru Usman from 'The Nigerian Nightmare' into 'The Nigerian Nap'.
Nothing says 'high stakes' like arguing over a fixture list two years out.
Nothing says eternal feud like being on the verge of a group hug in London.
If Islamophobia had a weight class, Tina Rahimi would be the heavyweight champion of dismantling it.
The only thing more ambitious than these odds is thinking you'll remember to collect your winnings.
Darderi's game plan: outlast Rublev's racket supply.
Rintaro Sasaki just taught Softbank that 'first pick' doesn't mean 'first choice'.
Mbappe speedrunning the GOAT conversation.
Brunson went from bricking playoff shots to getting body-slammed by a Samoan — career upgrade?
GWS lost to a team that had to Google 'how to win a game' during the fourth quarter.
France's World Cup exit was so ugly even the substitutes got emotional — shame they saved the tears for after the game.
Messi out here making 'child's play' the most intimidating phrase in football.
Messi about to make 'but Maradona did it differently' the most tired excuse in history.
The only time Israel supports a two-state solution is when one of them is Messi's team.
The only thing more confident than a World Cup 2026 bracket is the fan who already picked his crying spot.
Teen angst hits different when you're outscoring men twice your age.
Nothing says 'unspoiled viewing experience' like opening Twitter to a 4K replay of the goal you were saving for later.
Mbappé is 24 and already has more World Cup goals than Messi — at this rate, he'll have 50 by the time Argentina fans accept his greatness.
Spain's tiki-taka was a symphony — Messi's goal was the only note anyone hummed after the final.
France's game plan: stop Mbappé. Saka: 'Allow me to introduce myself.'
Chelsea paying £117m for Morgan Rogers is like buying a Ferrari to drive to the mailbox.
Messi fans now adding 'World Cup goals per competition quality index' to their spreadsheets.
Dylan Moore went to Arizona to 'find himself' — and he did, right there on the mugshot website.
Match previews: 15 minutes of footage, 45 minutes of pretending you noticed something.
Red Bull's playbook vs. a teenager: teenager wins. That's not a tactic problem, it's a 'your car's too slow' problem.
Rooney suggesting Guardiola for England is like a vegetarian recommending the butcher's special — technically a choice, but nobody's ordering it.
Besiktas fans went from 'Salah who?' to 'Salah please?' to 'Who's Oh Hyeon-gyu?' in 48 hours.
Ten goals in a consolation match — the only time losing a semi feels like winning the lottery of absurdity.
Kerr's record is historic, but the Australian women's performance was so dominant they made it look like a training session.
The only thing longer than a WNBA season is the leash some coaches give their own mouths.
Nobody was more surprised by that shot than the guy who hit it — his caddy's jaw is still in the bunker.
The last time this mile record was set, most of today's runners were still a twinkle in their parents' eyes.
Lane Kiffin's $40k jet trip? Chump change. His fans defending it? Priceless.
Pogačar has turned the Tour de France into a solo ride where everyone else is just a spectator.
Some people save par; Lucas Herbert saved an entire career highlight reel with one swing.
That fan's walk earned him a wedge and a lifetime ban, which is still a better exchange rate than the dollar.
Their courage hit more runs than any cricket shot.
Besiktas fans went from booking parade floats to googling 'who is Oh Hyeon-gyu' in record time.
Bryson DeChambeau has found a way to make golf slower without even swinging: by turning the schedule into a lab experiment.
The Blue Jays' statue is the only thing that's stood the test of time at Rogers Centre.
Announcing a world record attempt months early and then actually doing it is the most un-British thing since someone returned their tea.
Two teams playing for the trophy that gets lost in the cabinet: the bronze medal.
Brooke Buschkuehl took 'postpartum goals' so literally that she turned her maternity leave into a track and field training camp.
England's 2-1 win over Norway — the kind of victory that makes you wonder if 'it's coming home' or 'it's coming apart at the seams.'
Messi's 'Indian summer' is longer than most players' entire careers.
Every teenager who scores a goal gets called the next Messi — including the ones who don't.