Hull City's scouting department is basically IKEA: they picked the German product for the instructions, not the assembly.
Hull City sign German forward Ilyas Ansah from Union Berlin
Hull City have signed German forward Ilyas Ansah from Union Berlin, adding a 22-year-old to their Championship squad. The transfer marks another attempt to bolster their attack, though Ansah's limited top-flight experience raises questions about immediate impact. Hull fans will hope he adapts quickly to English football's physical demands.
Source: Hull City sign German forward Ilyas Ansah from Union Berlin — BBC
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