The Bengals just hired five guys to do nothing, and I can't even get a callback for a job I'd actually hate.
Bengals add five to practice squad, because who needs an actual game plan?
The Cincinnati Bengals signed Trikweze Bridges, Blake Freeland, Tanner Hudson, and two others to their practice squad, the NFL's bench-warming farm system where players rarely see game action. For fans, it's a depth-chart footnote; for the players, it's a paycheck for practice. The takeaway: in football, you can get paid handsomely to be a backup plan.
Source: Bengals add five to practice squad, because who needs an actual game plan? — Cincy Jungle
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 2, 2026.
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