Burton Albion's transfer strategy is just ordering from the football equivalent of a mystery box.
Burton Albion sign three players in one go
Burton Albion have signed Caylan Vickers, Mark O'Mahony, and Raphael Borges Rodrigues, adding three fresh faces to their squad in a single transfer swoop. The League One side hopes the influx boosts their campaign, though fans may need a programme to keep up with the new arrivals.
Source: Burton Albion sign three players in one go — BBC
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