Reo Hatate's transfer rumor is the only thing that updates more often than my group chat's 'who's paying' argument.
Reo Hatate Transfer Breakthrough Emerges as Celtic Exit Nears
Reo Hatate's Celtic exit edges closer as a transfer breakthrough emerges, keeping fans in a familiar loop of hope and frustration. The saga continues, with the Japanese midfielder's future still unresolved as the window drags on.
Source: Reo Hatate Transfer Breakthrough Emerges as Celtic Exit Nears — Celtic Shorts
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