Sports news memes
Page 7 of the best sports news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real sports stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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Crypto's only 'pure history' is the money it loses.
Messi is trying to win a World Cup with a squad held together by vibes and tears, while Spain's midfield could form its own national team—and probably beat Argentina.
Todd Boehly is collecting players like infinity stones. The squad doesn't know each other's names.
Ferrari's mechanics can rebuild a car faster than McLaren can find a leak. That's passion vs. P&L.
Somewhere, a TV network executive is proudly announcing a 45-second delay as 'cutting-edge synchronization'.
If being performative were a major, Bryson would have the career grand slam.
Pogacar's lead is so massive that the Tour de France organizers are considering just letting him ride the remaining stages alone and saving the budget for the victory parade.
Pogacar doesn't need a team - he just needs a bike and a snack.
Josh Kerr broke the mile record, and suddenly the internet is a 1999 nostalgia trip.
Thirty guys in a breakaway is just a peloton with worse air quality and more accusations.
Seven million abusive comments in one month, and we still think the players are the ones who need to thicken their skin.
Lamine Yamal: leading Spain's attack and leading conservatives to question his nationality.
This final was so low-key, even the ball kids asked for autographs from the umpire.
Italy gets treated as the rugby equivalent of a participation trophy.
The race for third place is the only time Kane and Mbappe will ever be thrilled with a participation trophy.
Ferrari really signed Hamilton just to give their mechanics more practice with carbon fibre repairs.
FIFA chief's jet: two laps around Earth; his climate promises: zero.
The third-place playoff is the only event where the attendance is lower than the number of players on the pitch.
The only thing more powerful than Messi's left foot is that baby photo of him holding Lamine Yamal — it's basically a CEO's LinkedIn profile picture.
Enari Tuala ran through the Tigers defense like they were paid to watch.
The only thing longer than the ESTA queue is the list of reasons a World Cup winner can't get into the US.
While the world watches stars, these kids are building constellations.
The only thing longer than Rodri's pre-final statement is the list of World Cup finals Messi has single-handedly dragged Argentina through.
One win against Penrith and Maguire is suddenly a genius – the shortest memory in sports media.
Lee Jung-hoo treating the All-Star break like a cheat code for batting average.
Nobody expected Colombia to make it to a World Cup final — including Colombia, but at least the referee is Colombian.
Egypt's penalty plan: just crowd around a phone and hope Mbappe's video does the talking.
The universe's most dramatic press conference to announce a teenager didn't pull a hamstring.
The Wallabies need a win so badly they're playing Italy—and it's still not a sure thing.
Gawn's complaint is the sporting equivalent of winning the lottery and asking why they didn't courier the cheque.
Finally, a match where both teams can lose.
Max Gawn's one-man war on AFL media is the most attention he's given to something that isn't a mark.
One superstar conquered the world, the other just conquered his math homework.
The only thing longer than Messi's career is the list of teenagers he's now supposed to be scared of.
Messi's response was so casually cold, it needs its own ice age.
The only thing Gary Sobers didn't do is tweet about it.
The keeper's pain could decide the final.
The BCCI's statement on Rohit's future has the clarity of a Magic 8 Ball that only says 'Ask again later.'
A giant of the game is gone, leaving behind a legacy that will inspire generations.
Xavi and Mascherano calling this a Barca final is football's version of 'we were on a break!'
The goalkeeper's highlight reel is just 90 minutes of his defense waving at opponents.
The Gold Coast preview is a masterpiece of optimism born from selective amnesia.
Manjot Kalra's only boundary in Sri Lanka was the one between a hotel and a prison cell.
Rohit Sharma’s retirement: the BCCI’s way of saying 'we don't let players quit, we retire them.'
Mbappé and Bellingham will make more in 90 minutes than you will all year — and they both wish they were on vacation right now.
Messi is going to stat-pad his legacy so hard the historians will need a new calculator.
DeChambeau's quit threat: toddler-level – he'll be back by the next hole, probably with a protractor.
The only thing more impressive than Yamal's rise is how old it makes the rest of us feel.
Steve Ovett's legacy: from Olympic gold to a single foot — talk about leaving your mark.
LeBron's lips are the only thing that's actually locked down this season.
Nothing says 'gentleman's game' like yeeting a $500 club into the trees.
Football's only appeal is giving people who peaked in high school something to yell about.
Gstaad's VIP tent has more household names than the actual match.
When you're lost in footy, a map helps — but three CEOs pointing the way? That's the GPS of second chances.
Ferrari fans just booked their spa tickets for the championship party — someone should tell them the race is in Belgium.
The only thing longer than the World Cup final is the British public's debate over which broadcaster's commentary is less unbearable.
Durand Cup guide drops, and suddenly everyone's a tactical genius.
FIFA adding special rules for the final is the football equivalent of a restaurant having a separate menu for a single table.
Not since Michael Jordan was called 'His Airness' has a compliment sounded so much like a white flag.
Aston Martin treating Hungary like a reset button — ironic, since the car still understeers.