Roma's transfer strategy is just throwing darts at a board of names and praying one sticks to the backline.
Roma Drop Two, Re-bid for Luiz Henrique in Chaotic Window
Roma have dropped El Aynaoui and Vaz from their plans and tabled a new bid for Luiz Henrique after struggling to land targets. The club's transfer window continues to be a chaotic reshuffle, with fans left wondering if the sporting director is playing Football Manager with his eyes closed.
Source: Roma Drop Two, Re-bid for Luiz Henrique in Chaotic Window — Football Italia
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