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Paddy still clocking in at the plastics firm. Show us the spreadsheet, Paddy.

Two icons fuse Bergman and Greek tragedy, and critics suddenly remember their thesaurus app exists.

Season 3 of a show where every episode is guys in great coats explaining the scam to other guys in great coats, and the scam is always just the coats.

Being the ex of a reality star is just being an extra in a movie you paid to be in.

Meanwhile my 40K followers won't even click my LinkedIn post about my birthday.

Every Indian TV fight ends the same way: someone yells 'Rahul Gandhi' and the whole panel treats it like a mic drop.

It's so brave of a multi-millionaire to identify as a persecuted minority just because her Instagram comments got mean.

Sandra Bullock quitting rom-coms, winning an Oscar, then crawling back is the exact toxic-ex arc of everyone who swore off their ex and then texted 'you up?' at 1am.

Man spent thirty years building a music career and still had to cry in the small theater.

Emmerdale fans have watched 20 years of Cain Dingle's trauma face and still can't tell if he's furious or just thinking about dinner.

Somewhere an estate lawyer just felt a cold, lucrative breeze and whispered 'cha-ching.'

Carín León's genre is so dedicated to travel that even his FANS got there before him — and they were the ones who had to drive.

Finally, a statue that looks like it actually knows how to have a good time instead of just colonizing the neighborhood.

Guy Ritchie calling actors "monsters" is like a chef calling his food "brave" — the compliment is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Somewhere a British family is choosing between a two-bed semi and the dress that ended a monarchy's mood.

Gary Oldman has now done more press for a show he's not in than most actors do for the ones they are.

Gaga's been telling us for years she was Born This Way. Turns out 'This Way' was a nursery.

Global stadium tour postponed indefinitely; world's smallest, loudest new boss takes the stage.

Somewhere a Bravo producer is whispering 'don't apologize, the fruit joke is our season finale.'

The man went into a cave to find himself and came out with a podcast and no parents.

Even their escape had a two-week waitlist and a $35,000 deposit.

A show losing 500,000 viewers has officially graduated from 'hidden gem' to 'Netflix's way of clearing its conscience.'

A 'One Night Only' tour is just an artist admitting even they can't sit through their own setlist twice.

Nothing gets a leftist streamer more followers than a Republican intern with a Canva account and no supervision.

Imagine turning down a period drama because the corset had more screen time than you did.

The audience learned every word so Linkin Park wouldn't have to sing alone — and 60,000 people just became the lead singer.

A reality show about a family that wants privacy is the most honest thing TV has ever aired.

Andrew Garfield spent a decade playing a man who can't stop falling off buildings, and now he's shocked nobody's catching him.

Negotiating boundaries with livestock is the only reality show where the animals have better lawyers.

Ciara's got a full roster; Russell's just hoping the offensive line gives him this much protection.

Kate trusts James completely — which is sweet, considering he's got more NDA waivers than the CIA.

Soap fans will treat a character sneezing as a groundbreaking plot twist, as long as it's announced with a dramatic pause.

Marvel's printing money so fast, even Peter Parker's rent is paid off by the end of the credits.

Apollo's probably just relieved the new guy gets to explain why her receipts are always 'misplaced' now.

Elton John calling Brazil one of his favorite countries is the ultimate 'you're the best' text sent to every contact in his phone.

She's defending a look that made her own reflection file a restraining order.

Bills used to be the thing ruining my night. Now they've got a showtime and a Tony campaign.

Union J's most successful reunion in years is a horse that doesn't know who he is.

Announcing an EP by soft-launching your relationship is the most efficient way to get your heartbreak streamed 40 million times.

Recovery looks a lot like returning to the room that once felt like a full stop — and quietly turning it into a comma.

The kid took one step and the whole internet took one with her — a reminder that some victories don't need a scoreboard, just a little more courage than yesterday.

Every single woman in Japan just checked her own pulse, and for one glorious second, felt like a contender.

Some people end a tour with a Grammy, Ariana ends hers with a man who probably doesn't know her songs.

Dolly walked so 959 people in Ireland could stand very still for a Guinness record.

Stevie Wonder selling out four UK shows without seeing them is more faith in the lineup than most promoters have in their own artists.

The only thing Maphorisa is losing is the plot — his trainer's still counting reps while the DJ counts his streams.

Two of the country's most powerful political clans just made it Facebook official. Somewhere, a wedding planner is already drafting the seating chart by order of political precedence.

Salma Hayek turned 60 and posted a swimsuit pic, and somehow the internet’s collective blood pressure is what's age-inappropriate.

Kylie Minogue and Tears for Fears as openers means the only people who can afford these tickets are the ones who saw them the first time.

A whole series about whether two divorced people can make it work. That's just my parents' group chat with better lighting.

They announced a box set like it was a moon landing and honestly the moon landing had fewer disappointed people watching.

He waited a whole century to be the opening act — and he's only just getting started.

The only thing with more escape attempts than Michael Scofield is a reboot's release date.

The actual cosa nostra had a code of silence and they still sweated more than a cast of twelve being paid in exposure.

Somewhere a Nashville exec heard 'she worked until the end' and said, 'Great, that's the tour name.'

Every week we pretend thirst traps are news, and every week we click anyway — the internet's longest-running group chat with a masthead.

A chess-playing detective who solves murders by thinking ten moves ahead, and yet somehow my WiFi still buffers during the confession scene.

A standing ovation abroad is not the same as an audience at home.

Drunk dialing is just texting with director's commentary, deleted scenes, and no option to unsend.

The British monarchy is basically just a high-end circus where they keep pulling new babies out of a hat whenever the polls start looking shaky.