Fulham's transfer strategy is just hoarding Madrid's benchwarmers like they're limited-edition sneakers.
Fulham in talks for Real Madrid's Manuel Ángel and Frankfurt's Hugo Larsson
Fulham is closing in on Real Madrid's Manuel Ángel and Frankfurt's Hugo Larsson, per ESPN. The Cottagers are clearly betting on raw potential over proven top-flight form, hoping the young duo can inject fresh energy into their squad for the upcoming season.
Source: Fulham in talks for Real Madrid's Manuel Ángel and Frankfurt's Hugo Larsson — ESPN
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