Aberdeen treated Parkhead like a library and Celtic still couldn't find the winning shelf.
Celtic vs Aberdeen: A Matchday Guide
Celtic hosted Aberdeen in a Scottish Premiership clash, with the Hoops looking to assert dominance at Parkhead. Aberdeen, typically the underdog, aimed to spoil the party. The match drama centered on Celtic's pursuit of silverware and Aberdeen's defensive resilience.
Source: Celtic vs Aberdeen: A Matchday Guide — Celtic FC
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