Stoke City paid for a midfielder who's never kicked a ball in the Premier League — at least the weather's consistent with his career trajectory.
Jack McGlynn: Houston Dynamo transfer to Stoke City
Houston Dynamo have sold midfielder Jack McGlynn to Stoke City, shipping the 21-year-old American to the English Championship. The move gives McGlynn a shot at the Premier League's lower rungs, while Houston pockets a fee and Stoke gambles on untested talent.
Source: Jack McGlynn: Houston Dynamo transfer to Stoke City — mlssoccer.com
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