Keys has been at the US Open so long she probably has a loyalty card for the locker room.
Madison Keys opens US Open vs 17-year-old Korneeva
Madison Keys began her US Open campaign against 17-year-old qualifier Alina Korneeva, who was making her Grand Slam main-draw debut. Keys, a longtime tour veteran, is chasing her first major title and used her experience to navigate the tricky first-round matchup at Flushing Meadows.
Source: Madison Keys opens US Open vs 17-year-old Korneeva — Tennis.com
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