Sonego didn't lose to Zverev, he lost to a man whose serve has a higher IQ than my life choices.
Zverev's Serve Too Hot for Sonego at US Open
Alexander Zverev dismantled Lorenzo Sonego in straight sets in their US Open first-round clash, firing 8 aces without a single double fault. Sonego never earned a break point as Zverev's relentless serve set up a second-round date with a qualifier.
Source: Zverev's Serve Too Hot for Sonego at US Open — Tennis.com
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