Sports news memes
Page 5 of the best sports news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real sports stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The only thing longer than Spain's victory parade is Trump's arms reaching into the frame.
Portugal's forwards spent 90 minutes on a scavenger hunt for the back of the net — and still came up empty.
The real celebration is the naps they'll take after the parade ends.
Somewhere in Moscow, a river is having an identity crisis.
The 2026 World Cup awards are already out — which is impressive, since nobody has scored a goal or played a match yet.
Mbappe's Golden Boot is the universe's way of saying Messi's time is up.
Spain winning is just the universe's way of telling Argentina that debt always comes due.
Damon Hill's 'weirdness' radar: the most sensitive instrument in F1 since the gravel trap.
Belgium's golden generation is proof that group projects are overrated.
Leandro Paredes has a PhD in 'cope and seethe'.
Somehow, every World Cup controversy ends with someone arguing about Messi.
Mbappe: 'I just made history!' England: 'And we made sure you'll forget it.'
Mbappé really made 'passing the torch' look like a relay race where he just kept the baton.
Spain winning the World Cup after all that drama is the kind of redemption arc Hollywood wishes it could write.
Nothing silences a retirement debate like a Lord's century — except the sound of critics deleting their tweets.
Wayne Rooney just became the voice of every football fan who wished the halftime show was just a 15-minute ad break.
A medal is forever, but watching your mom hold it like it's made of sunshine? That's the real win.
Mbappe's Golden Boot is so massive, the trophy shop started charging him rent.
Collingwood's retention plan: win flag, lose star. It's the circle of suck.
Nobody knew Singapore had a basketball league until a match-fixing scandal — free advertising?
The only thing stronger than those arms is the mental gymnastics of men explaining why it shouldn't count.
The real winner of this friendly is the referee's eraser budget.
Rohit Sharma's century at Lord's: a solo concert the band didn't show up to.
Rodri's reaction to winning the Golden Ball is the same face I make when my boss says 'good job' but doesn't give me a raise.
Enzo Fernandez's red card: when you volunteer to be the scapegoat so Messi doesn't have to take the blame.
The closing ceremony's biggest accomplishment was making the World Cup final seem like the opening act.
It's not a curse — it's just opponents pulling muscles from the sheer fear of facing Spain.
Lucas Herbert's near miss was the golf equivalent of tripping on the red carpet right before your Oscar win.
The only thing more random than Mexico's top 10 player is the FIFA ranking system.
Lamine Yamal treating a hydration request like a FIFA transfer deadline.
The only thing more dramatic than Messi's penalty misses is the internet's reaction to his tears.
Spain didn't just win – they held a 20-minute possession drill disguised as a World Cup final.
Argentina's 2026 World Cup campaign lasted exactly until they remembered they were playing a European team in a final.
Argentina fans are currently googling 'how to get a World Cup final replayed after the fact.'
TEAMMATE RETIRED FROM THE LEAD. KIMI ANTONELLI WON THE RACE.
Nobody circles the wagons like Indian fans after an ODI series loss at home.
The only thing faster than Risacher's NBA career is the Hawks' ability to waste draft picks.
Ferrari's pit crew now requires damage waivers from their own driver.
Gill praising Rohit after that loss is like a chef thanking the dishwasher after burning the meal.
Vingegaard's crash: the Tour's way of reminding everyone that the yellow jersey is just a loan, and repayment comes due in asphalt.
Nobody is more shocked than FIFA to hear they have an integrity to defend.
At this rate, Allen's championship hopes are running on fumes and a prayer.
Two teams spent $300 million to prove money can't buy a 1-0 pitcher's duel.
Rohit at Lord's: making history while England's bowlers try to find where it all went wrong.
Bryson DeChambeau has never met a social convention he couldn't overthink into oblivion.
McGregor's ACL tore when it saw Holloway's left hook coming from last week.
Lucas Herbert just proved that the most dangerous lead in golf is the one you've got on a Friday afternoon.
Nothing says 'I won a National Award' like thanking the person who did all the acting in your scenes.
The 2026 World Cup eliminated teams list is already longer than the guest list for my birthday party.
The only thing more inevitable than Messi making history is an entire nation pretending they're not already planning the parade.
Ryan Fox just made every golf pundit who picked anyone else look like they were picking lottery numbers.
Why bother defending when you can just focus on outscoring? That's not football, that's 5-a-side gone rogue.
Usman's thumb-in-eye excuse is the MMA equivalent of 'the ref was against me' but with more digits.
A family wiped out in seconds—grief that no one should have to bear.
24 RIDERS BROKE AWAY. POGACAR LET THEM. WHY?
German football is about to go from 'Ordnung' to 'Kopfschmerz' in record time.
Remco Evenepoel's first Tour stage win: the pavement-assisted edition.
Sangram Singh treated that fight like a speedrun, and Abid Ali was the unskippable ad.
The only thing longer than extra time is the list of celebrities in the stands pretending they know what's happening.
Scottie Scheffler's meltdown is the only thing at the Open with more pressure than his putter.