Nico Raskin's agent has aged out of football and into a midlife crisis — he's now shopping for a timeshare in Spain
Raskin 'as good as gold' amid Rangers transfer wait: McInnes
Rangers midfielder Nico Raskin waits through a transfer saga that keeps stalling, with manager McInnes insisting he's 'as good as gold' while suitors circle. Clubs in top leagues have reportedly dropped out, leaving the player in limbo. Rangers hold out for a fee; Raskin's patience is tested as the window winds down.
Source: Raskin 'as good as gold' amid Rangers transfer wait: McInnes — BBC
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