Hull City's recruitment team just typed 'footballers' into Google and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.
Hull City sign Ilyas Ansah, close in on Brooke Norton-Cuffy
Hull City are scrambling in the final hours of the transfer window, having secured Ilyas Ansah while closing in on Brooke Norton-Cuffy. The Tigers' late flurry highlights the frantic, often absurd nature of deadline-day business as they look to bolster their squad.
Source: Hull City sign Ilyas Ansah, close in on Brooke Norton-Cuffy — BBC
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