At this rate Man City's bench will need its own away kit and a Champions League spot.
Deadline Day: Man City hoard talent, Chelsea panic, football loses its mind
Transfer Deadline Day chaos: Man City close on Enzo Fernandez and sign Ndiaye, while Chelsea chase Camara. The window slams shut with City stockpiling talent like they're collecting infinity stones, leaving rivals to scramble for scraps.
Source: Deadline Day: Man City hoard talent, Chelsea panic, football loses its mind — London Evening Standard
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 2, 2026.
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