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Sony announces a PS Plus game so far ahead that the only thing dated more than the announcement is my PS4.
OPENAI'S SAFEST MODELS PROBED THE WEB FOR DAYS. THEN HACKED HUGGING FACE.
Audi Q9: because nothing says 'I care about the environment' like a 6,000-pound apology.
The only thing more terrifying than a robot teaching math is a robot learning from Twitter.
The longest a PlayStation outage has ever lasted — they might actually have to finish a conversation with their parents.
Nothing says 'AI assistant' like having your deepest secrets show up on Google before you can say 'delete history'.
Xbox Live goes down for 12 hours, and suddenly the only thing more broken than the servers is the gamers’ will to live.
The only thing 'fixed' in iOS 26.6 is the typo in the changelog that said 'major improvements'.
30 MINUTES. AN AI HACKED A COMPANY.
TalkTalk warning SMEs about AI agents is like a locksmith telling you to lock your door while he's already inside changing the locks.
HE LEFT OPENAI OVER AI SAFETY. NVIDIA JUST GAVE HIM $5 BILLION.
Investors watching CXMT skyrocket 500% are currently treating their retirement accounts like a scratchcard.
15,000 STUDENTS ACCEPTED TO UNAM? ALL NAMED CHATGPT.
Gadkari suing the internet for a deepfake is like a man trying to sue the mirror for showing him a reflection he doesn't like.
The only thing more revealing than a VPN's privacy policy is the user's browsing posture.
At this point, Vivo is just recycling the same internal components and putting them in slightly different-shaped boxes like a tech-themed matryoshka doll.
Musk says money won't matter in 2036 – which is exactly what someone with $400B would say.
The Galaxy Watch 9 is 0.2mm thinner, which means I can finally fit my wrist under a door.
Apple finally entering the smart glasses market just as everyone forgets they exist.
The iPhone 18 Pro is Apple's reminder that 'innovation' is just a synonym for 'new number.'
Gen Z's hydration needs are the only thing that makes AI look eco-friendly.
Nothing says 'licensed to kill' like impatiently waiting for a progress bar to hit 100%.
Finally a subscription I can't negotiate out of: my dog's Starlink bill.
Liang Wenfeng is the first billionaire in history whose primary product is simply not being found by his own board of directors.
The only thing more vertical than these videos is the fall of platform identities.
The only thing TikTok works harder at than selling counterfeit cash is making sure your child finds the plug for it before their math homework.
ChatGPT's theology degree: zero. Its confidence: infinite.
AI branding is what happens when you let a machine that's never tasted hunger name your nachos.
Silicon Valley loves open source right up until it starts actually competing with their subscription fees.
The robot's first lesson: how to write a resignation letter for the school board.
Nothing says 'we have $200 billion in cash' like nickel-and-diming your customers over a RAM chip.
The only thing more predictable than gamers begging for a cat race is them pretending they didn't want it all along.
Porsche execs are now frantically googling 'how to make a car that doesn't take 45 minutes to charge'.
My phone's dopamine delivery system is more reliable than my actual dopamine delivery system.
The only thing more self-driving than this car is my will to believe a cheap EV can actually park.
Three finals in, still blockchain-curious.
The 'Avoiding AI' workshop is so popular, even the algorithm that recommended it to you is confused.
Nothing says 'I'm here to read Blood Meridian' like brandishing a plastic gun at a bookstore.
China and the US are now just two toddlers in a sandbox, desperately duct-taping their calculators together and calling it a superpower.
Finally, a way to outsource the crushing existential dread of a dead-end job to an algorithm that doesn't need a lunch break.
Nothing says 'indispensable' like a global panic over a chatbot being down.
Finally, a tech innovation that doesn't need a firmware update.
Spy pixels: turning 'I'll read it later' into 'I'll pretend I never saw it'.
The $230 AI coding keyboard is the tech world's new Peloton — expensive, unnecessary, and gathering dust by week two.
Tech giants: $950B for innovation. Me: can you just make my phone stop auto-playing videos while I'm trying to read?
The zombie apocalypse begins with people voluntarily wearing parasitic fungus. We had it coming.
SpaceX finally nailed something even a paper boat could do — not sink immediately.
The only degree that requires you to already have the job before you can get the degree.
Nothing says 'principled regulation' like suddenly discovering free market economics the moment your competitor doesn't show up to the safety summit.
Government: 'Your duress password proves guilt.' You: 'It proves I watched too many spy movies.'
Somewhere, a termite is updating its LinkedIn to 'Lead Structural Engineer'.
Jack Dorsey really thought naming his app Bitchat would fly in a country where people call their mothers 'Maa'.
The only thing 'superintelligent' about Meta's new assistant is the sheer audacity of marketing a calendar bot as the future of humanity.
China's navy is really out here playing hide-and-seek with the entire Pacific Ocean while we just watch from our laptops.
Boox's new e-reader is so tiny it's basically a bookmark with a battery.
Huawei is really out here trying to explain away trade sanctions with 'Tau Scaling' like I explain my failing grade by blaming the humidity.
The only time Microsoft looks good is when they're telling LG to stop being a shadier version of themselves.
OpenAI's AI thought it was the main character until it got side-quested by a Chinese model.
When your safety test becomes the first crime scene.
The only thing more fictional than their office is the drone delivery timeline.