Celtic replaced a legend with a loanee who's played 9 league games this season—more than the number of world-class saves he's made.
Celtic sign Sam Johnstone on loan from Wolves after 97-day search
Celtic signed goalkeeper Sam Johnstone on loan from Wolves, ending a 97-day search after Joe Hart's retirement. The 31-year-old England international has made just nine Premier League appearances this season, raising questions about the club's 'world-class' ambition as they push for the title.
Source: Celtic sign Sam Johnstone on loan from Wolves after 97-day search — Celtic FC
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