Page 148 of his own search history, and he still hasn't found the 'greatest of all time' filter he installed.
Ruud Gullit's Transfermarkt Deep Dive Has The Internet In Stitches
Ruud Gullit, the Dutch football legend, has been spotted scrolling through a 148-page gallery of players he's used on Transfermarkt, presumably reminiscing about his glory days or scouting for a fantasy team. The internet is having a field day with the former Ballon d'Or winner's apparent obsession with his own stats.
Source: Ruud Gullit's Transfermarkt Deep Dive Has The Internet In Stitches — Transfermarkt
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 1, 2026.
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