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Arsenal Fail to Sign Julian Alvarez, No Elite Attacker In: Arteta's Team Short Up Front?
Arsenal failed to sign Julian Alvarez and have no elite attacker lined up, leaving Mikel Arteta's squad thin up front. The club's pursuit of top talent hit another dead end, raising questions about their ambition and transfer strategy ahead of the new season.
Source: Arsenal Fail to Sign Julian Alvarez, No Elite Attacker In: Arteta's Team Short Up Front? — Sky Sports
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