Zakharova's pre-match ritual: one racket, two prayers, and a group chat with her ancestors for tips.
Zakharova Draws Osaka at US Open
Anastasia Zakharova faces Naomi Osaka in the US Open first round, a daunting draw for the young Russian. Osaka, a four-time Grand Slam champion, is the heavy favorite. Expect a quick match unless Zakharova discovers some magic on court.
Source: Zakharova Draws Osaka at US Open — Tennis.com
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