At this rate, Grealish will be loaned to a Sunday league team and still win the treble.
Grealish Set for Shock Everton Loan
Jack Grealish is reportedly heading to Everton on a season-long loan from Manchester City, a move that raises eyebrows given his trophy-laden stint at the Etihad. Everton, fighting to stay competitive, see the England winger as a marquee signing, while City offload wages and give him game time. The deal signals a reset for Grealish, who's struggled for starts, and a gamble for Everton's finances.
Source: Grealish Set for Shock Everton Loan — footballtransfers.com
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