Amad Diallo swapping Manchester United for Aston Villa is like upgrading from a sinking ship to a boat with a leak that's also on fire.
Man Utd agree to sell Amad Diallo to Aston Villa after concrete offer
Manchester United have reportedly decided to sell winger Amad Diallo after Aston Villa made a 'concrete offer'. The 24-year-old, who has struggled for game time at Old Trafford, is at a career crossroads. Villa's ambitious bid, reported around £32-37m, could see Diallo leave in the next window.
Source: Man Utd agree to sell Amad Diallo to Aston Villa after concrete offer — Football365
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