Martin Damm Jr. walked into the U.S. Open expecting a tennis match, but Tiafoe's serve is about to give him a masterclass in physics, geometry, and regret.
Martin Damm Jr. vs. Frances Tiafoe: U.S. Open First Round Prediction
Martin Damm Jr., a qualifier with a 1-2 record on hard courts, faces Frances Tiafoe in the U.S. Open first round. Tiafoe, a top-20 player, is a heavy favorite, and the match is expected to be a quick one.
Source: Martin Damm Jr. vs. Frances Tiafoe: U.S. Open First Round Prediction — Sports Illustrated
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