Tom Iorpenda's development just went from 'promising' to 'Swansea City', which is like upgrading from a starter home to a fixer-upper with a leaky roof.
Tom Iorpenda: Swansea City sign midfielder from Huddersfield
Tom Iorpenda has joined Swansea City from Huddersfield Town for a reported £1 million, calling it 'the perfect move for my development.' The 20-year-old midfielder's transfer was confirmed after Swansea beat out competition to land the highly-rated prospect, who will look to break into the first team under Luke Williams.
Source: Tom Iorpenda: Swansea City sign midfielder from Huddersfield — BBC
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