When the highlight of your season is a midweek cup game against another team whose fans also forgot they were playing.
Udinese vs Venezia: The Most Forgettable Coppa Italia Tie Ever?
Udinese host Venezia in a Coppa Italia tie that pits two Serie A also-rans against each other in a contest of who can care less. The winner advances to face a team that will actually try; the loser gets to focus on their relegation battle.
Source: Udinese vs Venezia: The Most Forgettable Coppa Italia Tie Ever? — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 3, 2026.
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