Nathan Patterson: the only player whose transfer fee includes a 'please take him' coupon.
Nathan Patterson set for Torino as Everton secure sell-on clause
Nathan Patterson is set to leave Everton for Torino in a cut-price Serie A deal, with Everton securing a sell-on clause for future profit. The move ends a disappointing Premier League spell for the Scottish right-back, who joined for £16m but struggled for game time, with Everton clearing out squad deadwood.
Source: Nathan Patterson set for Torino as Everton secure sell-on clause — everton.news
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 1, 2026.
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