Meanwhile, Anna's probably the only person whose midlife crisis comes with a medal ceremony.
Anna, 42, Got Book Contract and Took EM Gold in Tug of War
Anna, 42, from Sweden, secured a book contract and won European Championship gold in tug of war on the same day. Her publisher confirmed the deal shortly after her team's victory, making it a double celebration for the athlete-author.
Source: Anna, 42, Got Book Contract and Took EM Gold in Tug of War — Dagens Nyheter
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 1, 2026.
Topics: tugofwar · emgold · bookdeal · anna42 · sportswoman · inspiration
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