Saka's hamstring has seen more comebacks than a retired boxer with unpaid taxes.
Arteta's Saka Injury Update: 'He's Close'
Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta has given an encouraging update on Bukayo Saka's recovery from injury, suggesting the winger is close to returning to full fitness. The news comes as a boost for Arsenal's title hopes, with Saka's return expected to strengthen their attacking options in the season's crucial final stretch.
Source: Arteta's Saka Injury Update: 'He's Close' — Football London
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 1, 2026.
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