Some players come back from holiday with a tan; Lisandro comes back with a summer of content.
Lisandro Martínez Returns from Summer Break
Manchester United defender Lisandro Martínez has officially returned to training after his summer break, as confirmed by the club's official website. With the new Premier League season looming, his comeback adds depth to a defensive line that struggled with injuries last term. Fans will be watching to see if he can pick up where he left off and help steady a backline in need of reinforcement.
Source: Lisandro Martínez Returns from Summer Break — Official Manchester United Website
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