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Chelsea sign Emiliano Martínez from Aston Villa in £7.5m deal
Chelsea have signed Emiliano Martínez from Aston Villa for £7.5m, ending the Argentine goalkeeper's long-awaited Villa exit. The move reunites Martínez with former Villa boss Unai Emery's old club and gives Chelsea a proven shot-stopper, though his famously brash personality is already raising eyebrows in the dressing room.
Source: Chelsea sign Emiliano Martínez from Aston Villa in £7.5m deal — ESPN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 31, 2026.
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