Man Utd's contract strategy: pay Bruno so much he forgets the trophy cabinet's been empty since 2017.
Man Utd open Bruno Fernandes contract talks to lock down captain
Manchester United are in contract talks with Bruno Fernandes to secure their captain's future, but the club's recent transfer history and on-pitch struggles raise questions. Fans hope a new deal signals ambition, not just another overpriced commitment to a fading project.
Source: Man Utd open Bruno Fernandes contract talks to lock down captain — Sky Sports
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