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Premier League prestige? He traded it for a camel-polo invite and a solid gold bidet.

Premier League prestige? He traded it for a camel-polo invite and a solid gold bidet.

Ollie Watkins joins Al Hilal from Aston Villa

Aston Villa striker Ollie Watkins is set to join Saudi Pro League side Al Hilal, with a deal also agreed for Taylor Harwood-Bellis. The move highlights football's shifting financial gravity toward Saudi Arabia's oil-rich clubs.

Photograph: Sky Sports

Source: Ollie Watkins joins Al Hilal from Aston Villa — Sky Sports

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