Arsenal's injury list has more plot twists than a telenovela, and the only thing longer is the queue at the medical room.
Arsenal vs Aston Villa: Predicted lineup and team news
Arsenal faces Aston Villa with a lengthy injury list, testing squad depth. Key players remain sidelined, forcing Arteta to reshuffle. The match could define early-season momentum, with Villa eager to exploit Arsenal's absences.
Source: Arsenal vs Aston Villa: Predicted lineup and team news — London Evening Standard
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