John Mousinho's transfer strategy is just me the night before rent is due, frantically adding things to my cart I can't afford.
Portsmouth boss plots late transfer spree
Portsmouth manager John Mousinho says the club will be active at the end of the transfer window, hinting at late moves to strengthen the squad before the deadline. Fans brace for a frantic finale as the club looks to back him with new signings.
Source: Portsmouth boss plots late transfer spree — portsmouth.co.uk
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