The Magpies are treating their list like a Timeshare — every year they swap the beachfront for a timeshare in the desert.
Magpies' million-dollar trade dilemma
Collingwood faces a 'million-dollar issue' as star players are linked with shock trade moves, forcing the club to balance salary cap pressures against on-field success. The Magpies must decide whether to retain their stars or rebuild, with fans watching anxiously as the trade period approaches.
Source: Magpies' million-dollar trade dilemma — Nine.com.au
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