Scott Pendlebury retires, and Cornes still finds a way to make it about Collingwood. The man could retire to Mars and Cornes would call it a tactical move for the Pies.
Cornes: Pendles Suns deal 'perfectly scripted for Collingwood'
Kane Cornes claims Scott Pendlebury's move to Gold Coast is 'perfectly scripted for Collingwood,' sparking debate on whether the veteran's departure benefits his old club. Pendlebury leaves after 17 seasons, with Collingwood receiving compensation as he heads to the Suns for the next chapter.
Source: Cornes: Pendles Suns deal 'perfectly scripted for Collingwood' — SEN
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