Hearts paid six figures for a 'Swiss sensation' — that's not a signing, that's a Swiss Miss ad gone wrong.
Hearts set to sign Swiss sensation Leart Kabashi in six-figure deal
Scottish Premiership side Hearts are set to sign Swiss midfielder Leart Kabashi for a six-figure fee, a modest sum reflecting the 22-year-old's potential rather than proven pedigree. The transfer signals Hearts' strategy of scouting undervalued European talent, with Kabashi expected to bolster their midfield options.
Source: Hearts set to sign Swiss sensation Leart Kabashi in six-figure deal — Edinburgh News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 31, 2026.
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