Sutton United's playoff hopes are like my New Year's resolutions: technically still alive in February, but we both know how this ends.
Sutton United v Wealdstone: National League stats & head-to-head
Sutton United and Wealdstone clash in the National League with both teams scrapping for position. The stats and head-to-head suggest a tight, low-scoring affair, but for Sutton, every point now feels like a desperate grab at a fading playoff dream.
Source: Sutton United v Wealdstone: National League stats & head-to-head — BBC
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