Chelsea's new sponsor is a currency that's supposed to be stable — finally something at Stamford Bridge that won't collapse.
Chelsea FC partners with Circle Internet Group as Principal Partner
Chelsea Football Club announced Circle Internet Group, the company behind the USDC stablecoin, as its new Principal Partner. The multi-year deal puts crypto branding on one of the Premier League's most storied clubs.
Source: Chelsea FC partners with Circle Internet Group as Principal Partner — Chelsea Football Club
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