Kevin Kelsy is about to discover that moving continents doesn't change the fact that nobody can pronounce his name.
Portland Timbers transfer Kevin Kelsy to Rangers FC
Portland Timbers have transferred forward Kevin Kelsy to Scottish club Rangers FC. The move sees Kelsy cross the Atlantic mid-season, with Rangers adding attacking depth. Financial terms were not disclosed, and fans on both sides are still checking their team sheets.
Source: Portland Timbers transfer Kevin Kelsy to Rangers FC — Yahoo Sports
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