British tennis finally has a rivalry: one player wins matches, the other wins the 'most improved' award.
Fran Jones wins, Katie Boulter loses at US Open
Fran Jones upset a seeded player to reach the US Open third round, while Katie Boulter fell in the second. Jones's win marks a breakthrough, but Boulter's exit leaves British hopes thin. The mixed results highlight tennis's unpredictability and the pressure on British players to deliver at Slams.
Source: Fran Jones wins, Katie Boulter loses at US Open — The Times
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