Polina Iatcenko's scouting report: 'She hits hard. Best strategy: stand far away and hope she gets tired of winning.'
Sabalenka Flattens Iatcenko in US Open Second Round
Aryna Sabalenka steamrolled qualifier Polina Iatcenko in the US Open second round, dropping just three games. The Belarusian's power game overwhelmed the Ukrainian from the baseline, with Iatcenko unable to hold serve or find answers under the lights of Arthur Ashe Stadium.
Source: Sabalenka Flattens Iatcenko in US Open Second Round — Tennis.com
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 4, 2026.
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