A career built on triumph ends in a single, devastating sentence.
‘I feel like my life’s shot’: Alastair Clarkson’s first interview after his brutal North Melbourne sacking
In his first interview since North Melbourne sacked him, Alastair Clarkson broke down, saying he feels like his life's shot. The four-time premiership coach, one of the AFL's greatest, now faces an uncertain future while the football world reels from the abrupt end to his tenure.
Source: ‘I feel like my life’s shot’: Alastair Clarkson’s first interview after his brutal North Melbourne sacking — The Age
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