Celtic fans watching Sorensen arrive while Hatate leaves are just playing a very expensive game of 'one step forward, two steps back' — with extra steps.
Celtic sign Sorensen as Hatate and Kenny sold
Celtic have signed Parma defender Frederik Sorensen while selling Reo Hatate and Jonny Kenny, leaving fans questioning the club's direction as key players depart.
Source: Celtic sign Sorensen as Hatate and Kenny sold — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 4, 2026.
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