José Roman signed up for a boxing match and got a two-minute cooking demo.
George Foreman demolishes José Roman in two-minute Tokyo blowout
George Foreman needed just two minutes to knock out José Roman in Tokyo, a reminder that some fights end before the ring announcer finishes the intro. Foreman's power was never in question, only the length of the highlight reel.
Source: George Foreman demolishes José Roman in two-minute Tokyo blowout — Boxing News 24
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