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England call up Crocombe and Donald for Sri Lanka series
England have called up uncapped duo Henry Crocombe and Aneurin Donald for the white-ball series against Sri Lanka, alongside the returning Jamie Overton. The move signals a shuffle as England look to build depth ahead of major tournaments, though the newcomers' lack of international experience has raised eyebrows.
Source: England call up Crocombe and Donald for Sri Lanka series — Sky Sports
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