Arsenal's scouting department is basically a raccoon digging through PSG's bin of slightly-used defenders.
Arsenal sign Elisa de Almeida from PSG
Arsenal confirmed the signing of French defender Elisa de Almeida from PSG, strengthening their backline with a proven talent. The move continues Arsenal's trend of recruiting from top European clubs, boosting their Women's Super League title ambitions.
Source: Arsenal sign Elisa de Almeida from PSG — BBC
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