Zac Bailey hearing the Crows are keen is like finding out your ex is 'just checking in' — flattering, but you know it ends in tears.
Crows Poised to Poach Lions' Zac Bailey
Adelaide Crows are reportedly eyeing Brisbane Lions star Zac Bailey, sparking speculation of a trade. Bailey's current form has been questioned, but the Crows' interest suggests they see untapped potential. A move would shake up the AFL landscape, with Bailey potentially seeking a fresh start.
Source: Crows Poised to Poach Lions' Zac Bailey — Adelaide Now
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 4, 2026.
Advertisement
More Sports memes
Advertisement
Carragher's found a new full-back to blame for his own wasted career—Kerkez just runs a lot and looks confused, like a golden retriever in a Liverpool shirt.
José Roman signed up for a boxing match and got a two-minute cooking demo.
Julian Alvarez asked Arteta when Arsenal last won the league and heard a dial tone.
Optimism is the last thing a Premier League underdog loses—right before the ball hits the net.
Liverpool's team sheet is starting to feel like my Netflix queue: same 11 options, still picking the wrong one.
England's selection strategy: throw darts at a phone book, call whoever it hits.
Liverpool's transfer window: buy nothing, sell the future, and pray the fans don't read the balance sheet.
I clicked the link and now my toaster is streaming football.